Quick! Get Your Lows Whilst Stocks Last! (Audio Link)

Too much excitement in your life?

Sick of smiles and silly, supercilious, soulful speak?

Want to escape from sickening laughter?

Delightful felicities?

Chance serendipities?

Glee and jollity?

Well, look no further!

Get your very own Happiness Zapper

Comes in all sizes!

Handbag, Manbag, GrabBag, SatchelBag, ClutchBag, BaguetteBag, BowlingBag, DuffelBag, HoboBag, LaptopBag, MinaudiereBag, ToteBag, WristletBag

And now available in carrier bag!

Simply hold your Happiness Zapper for two minutes under running water…… Boom!

Bit of ol’Melancholia, Bipolar

Anxiety, Crisis Identity,

Attention Deficit, OCD a bit,

Postpartum, Separation, Public Masturbation, Mental Retardation

Exhibitionist, Narccissistic, Fetishistic Histrionic, Catatonic,

Tourettes, Stutters, Paranoiac Mutters….

Selective Mute…….

Available in all sorts of colours!

Grey, OffGrey, SlightlyGrey, GreyishGrey, DimGrey, AchromaticGrey, SlateGrey, NickelGrey, GainsboroGrey, SilverGrey, DarkslateGrey, LightslateGrey, Midslategrey, MeduimtomidslateGrey and MediumtomidslatewithsilverhighlightsGrey.

And now available in SpanishGrey!!!

6 for the price of 8

Available while stocks last!

Batteries required…..